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I think we can count you out.
When you arrive at a small speed hump in the Porsche,
Oh, dear, James.
What? So, hang on, only tran...
I mean, the Nissan GTR: fabulous, fabulous car.
and that consumes a huge amount of energy.
and his smouldering ark.
This is like being at home with the windows open.
In here far too fast into Swindon Swings.
However...
- They're real? - They are for real.
It doesn't blend in with anything.
The bricks have to be baked. You can't just...
"Congratulations, Mr Clarkson, you've passed,"
Holy crap!
And with that, back to...
OK, continuing up the Isn't.
But there are some problems.
- It's a dead bat! - Yeah, it is.
you have to fill a water tank in the boot.
are fresh mud with a bit of water in it,
They offer an immense and immensely complicated range of cars
seven-speed flappy-paddle box,
Oh!
and actually was sick.
and then slowed their engines down quickly as they approached a junction,
It looked tidy.
of James having single-handedly restarted the Industrial Revolution.
It's alive. It's brilliant, isn't it?
but I cost more.
does that mean it's not flying then?
please try not to look at the hideous bloodstained water out of the window.
James!
and I always think that is the world's worst game of hide-and-seek.
He sounds like a right knob.
No, law enforcement in Whitby is like cricket.
- It's not the best start. - No.
Power sliding a hedge.
- So? - Why do you need coal?
I know. I mean, I admire BMW
Anyway, now it is time for Celebrity Brain Crash!
Help!
Attention to detail.
a tree falls over...
- Oh, the sustainable thing. - Sustainable cars. So... -Yes.
because I haven't got one.
"the Mayor's chewed his arse, now we'll chew your arse."
You'd be no good in Immigration.
- Oh, there they are. - How quaint.
But, anyway, no loss of traction at all.
is our barbecue is made from bricks from James's car,
It's worse than last time.
Now, Porsche enthusiasts, by which I mean these two imbeciles,
Oh, the... - The side's just come off. -Yeah, that's...
I think I've done a lap.
- Yes. - You're sick!
er... some straw to give it strength,
to my rather brutal driving style.
you raise its nose electrically and all is well.
Yeah, time to give it to the American.
Actually, I will agree, yours is remarkable.
It's good and thick. It's...
Oh, so Ferrari sold it to you.
- Yeah, the WTPD. - Yeah.
It's just the countryside. It's not doing anything.
- What are you doing? - I'm making...
But other than that...
- It just grows quietly. - Is it actually a living car?
But, sadly, before I had the chance to tell you anything about it,
Can we just test your blind spots, James?
Right, so, now let's see what the M4 did.
There's no cubbyhole here, no door pockets.
but here we are,
Actually, it's part two, isn't it? What was the film?
There are some spare parts up there.
It's OK, though. I've just thought of something else we can do to fill the time.
No, because I've just thought of something.
It's not quick, but it gives me more time to enjoy God's creation,
So if he tells me a restaurant's great,
As it turned out, the smoke was on account
Hello! Transgender.
A motorsport event that is presumably ecological in some way.
It's just a four litre flat-six, but...
Er... Anyway, I'm glad we're still in Yorkshire,
Oh, dear. Oh, dear.
Now, as we know, in recent years the world's carmakers
When it goes red, does that mean
The trouble is, the race track looks the same as the front of the car.
Whoa!
Back wing.