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this sustainable living we're doing - is our barbecue is made from bricks from James's car,
- Oh, does it? - You've got a pouch?
And then there's the steering, which in comfort mode is horrid,
What do you mean? - Well, just said it's no good because I've got one.
...a hedgehog makes a noise...
Now, get me out of here, please.
Is that a coal lorry?
Now, what we've got here, I think,
You don't... You don't wash this car, you water it.
I've had the Chief Constable, he's chewed my arse,
Hedgehogs die.
I've got to the bottom of the problem with the BMW.
- That is a savage wound! - Mine's never done that to me.
But, that said, this has to be the winner of this test
- Right, come on, then, James. - Here we go.
It's still a sports car.
"We've got these lads - well, chavs -
Right, if I go right a bit,
My car was starting to smell really bad.
Well, hang on. You can't leave me behind
That was annoying.
Thank you so much. Thank you.
And the seats aren't bad.
...we began the final two-mile leg of our epic journey.
Really, really deep.
of which I am very much a part.
the cars from the past started to play dirty.
Prince Charles would love this.
That's perfect. Thank you so much, James. If you'd like to step out.
Now, Trip Advisor is a website for the mealy-mouthed and the bitter.
I've never felt closer to it.
it will be very effective as a dam.
No, it lives in a... It just has a little pouch.
but the fact is that making steel bodies for cars
Yeah, by and large, they are still made of steel and plastic,
The engine, for example, has water injection,
- Have you become a hippie? - No, but I can feel it starting inside me.
Has anyone lifted this?
- Not a bad night, actually. - It was all right.
through which I have weaved English flowers and shrubs.
All of those. Busy.
The only trouble is, that looks so good, I do find myself going...
Sadly, though...
We then removed its metal body
a man who isn't sure, and a woman and a woman...
With Bob The Builder out of the way,
That massive ball of smoke in front of us, up front.
- What? - We live in London.
it's somewhere between spiteful and undrive...
No, seriously. James, could you pop the bumper back on?
Well, then what if you're straight?
- Wow! - It is!
James, can you hear me?
to see how James was getting on.
and let see if I can unstick it.
and start talking about the car's good points.
And it said, and I'm quoting here,
James, don't be sexist!
But eventually it was done and we were on our way.
That is absolutely brilliant.
- It's a dung heap. - It is a dung heap.
Jeremy, what's all that smoke up ahead there?
through a cow's butt hole.
But with the cars of the past racking up so many laps,
Yeah, and, actually, speaking of tracks,
- No - He'll last the day, then?
- Hold on. - What?
Clearly, James was not going to get his car built that day,
Hang on.
Yeah, no, that's fair enough.
Amongst other things.
I've gone for the super absorbent,
- Look at my windscreen. - What is that?
Carmakers will sort out clean,
- Is it? Mate! - Yes, from me and my woodland community.
But... is it as good as this,
- Right, can we finally go? - Yes, you can.
We can see his little eyes. That's lovely. If someone holds this.
"causing explosive-sounding backfiring."
there will be a blinding flash of light,
Does that mean he's not coming on, then?
and you won't have any headache pills with you,