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James, even given the limitations of the material you've used,
- Open the boot. - Inside the seat.
Straight away, I can tell you the engine...
Yeah, you ran wide!
As you may have noticed, the audience there applauding the tragic death...
That's a terrible thing to learn!
We're gonna have to put him out of his misery.
tightest 911 of them all...
Yes.
it doesn't really respond very well to delicacy, either.
Right, here he comes now,
Who was that?
which sounds cool.
Oh, hell. I think it looks like
It's got a very grey face.
Since Richard is the team bumpkin,
We've done ten seconds, and James...
What? I don't like this! I like it. I like it.
That roof is...
Right, come on. We've just got two miles to go. - Yes.
No, it just came with the car!
that you're sort of forced into the seat?
Do Hedgehogs Have Paws?
- Well, you don't know. - No, I do know it's not gonna be you.
I can smell...
Here he comes now, look, on the screen...
It's just a bit of door.
It is exactly the same as making something out of Lego.
the grip is just astonishing.
Look. Listen, this is why I drive a Golf GTI, OK?
Well, annoyingly, the pork that I bought
You just hang it on the hook.
and then you fire those in a kiln.
Maybe you're right, it is.
Transgender traffic lights.
See you there.
and I certainly don't like the people who drive them.
There are some other issues as well.
Look. You think, "Oh, James's car's falling apart."
But I've got a tracker. It doesn't bother me in the slightest.
That's out of order, mate. You can't. Have that!
that story he told me once when we were on holiday.
and replaced it with whatever we thought was the best solution
The problem is, though, I can't think of any racing car
- Certainly. - Okey-doke.
Is this a car? What is it?
Fuckin true
Go get it. Quickly, quickly. Run, run, run.
Oh! Oh, no!
where all three of us have had a car crash.
Shush what?
Right, James, if you'd like to start reversing,
- To fire up the kiln. - What?
And it's got the biggest testes I've ever seen!
There are some issues associated with environmentalism,
So, that's a no, then.
And on that terrible disappointment, I'm afraid it's time to end.
Especially for the tracker?
Tremendous
Which, if you're watching America, is in London, which is in Britain.
A whiff of oversteer, and across the line!
I actually think it looks rather stylish,
three old-fashioned steel cars."
See you next week. Goodbye!
Where am I going?
and I was the first to arrive,
Does that mean it’s not coming home, then?
It's like holding onto something from the Ron Jeremy range.
My reversing bat is working well.
and enormous tyres.
Ladies and gentlemen, please welcome Jimmy Carr!
all under the 911 banner.
Driving a BMW.
Can you see either of us now?
No!
Back at the start point,
So I thought I'd take it to our track to see what it was like.
This is the car in question.
Ofcom, they won't like it.
Hello! I'm in the car. Yeah.
Come on! It's a lot better than what you two have done, which is nothing.
and it turns out that's not true.