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And with that terrible disappointment I am afraid I am going to golf

There's a bustle in my hedgerow.

So I was thinking, surely there must be a better way of getting into Britain?

You get back in. We'll bring a car in so that...

the planet-saving nature of our revolutionary eco-cars.

By saying you'd have a worse car

Everybody just goes inside if it starts to drizzle.

You see, the thing is... The thing is

But in the meantime, I can tell you that the CO2 produced by this car's engine

because a racing car on the road

Oh, that's gonna confuse him now!

nothing we can do to help. Nothing.

- It's probably just a... spring clean. - What, for the May Queen?

That said, the steering wheel is nice.

Oh, what a start! It's a good start.

just because we like trees, do you?

That's my community, you rural bastard!

There's not much car left now.

- What? - Hammond?

Oh, yeah. Let me talk you through this.

Last week, as I'm sure you'll remember,

"One aspect of Whitby is the large number of local chavs..."

Wheels came off, killed a sheep.

and the daub has been replaced by cow poo,

because you're too close; we'll never get the bumper off.

OK. Right, I want to begin with the new Ford GT.

Jeremy Clarkson has retired with a maggot infestation.

It is a totally sustainable car made of, effectively, wattle and daub,

Wha... And you're not gonna show the lap?

my third and fourth cars,

Oh, not an hour!

all of the storage bins have been removed.

There's no turbocharging.

They're not reflective. - They absorb information and pass it on to the creature.

and we worked out that Yorkshire is the only place on earth

The museum pieces were being driven by three local yobbos.

Er... But there's no danger of that happening this week,

Ladies and gentlemen,

I've lost part of the hat.

mine alive, and James's disintegrating again...

Than what, my damn toothbrush?

So the mortar's dissolving and the bricks are just falling off.

Yeah, with 10ps and 2ps. - And a tiny screwdriver for mending your glasses.

and it hasn't worked.

But you were doing so well,

Although we were holding our own,

What... It's like being in the '70s with you two!

James, how much does it weigh now?

Only transgender people can cross when that's green?

- No, it didn't work. - No. So, there we are.

You can rent a man for almost nothing.

because there was nowhere to put them.

and into Your Name Here.

With that sorted, we saddled up

And so, with all of us running...

You know, it's a very good point,

- A man and a woman? - But traffic lights are only this big.

which digs a hole in your back.

- Oh, did it not? - No, it didn't.

Where the hell does it go next?

Turbos on an engine is God's way of telling you it ain't got enough cylinders.

that when immigrants try to get into the country,

Crossing the road is now an opportunity for you to express your sexuality.

You're absolutely right, actually, because that bloke in the hat over there,

A pampas grass shop.

planning a new little hatchback?

We're still in the same field where we started.

And let's just hope that, for once in your life,

and because the engine is sitting right over the rear axle,

The stripes on your Ferrari, OK?

so Richard and I decided to spend the night at the pub.

Oh, no, wait. Hang on. "You will be racing against

Back on the road, Hammond had called our eco convoy to a halt.

I'm warning you.

into the narrowness of Old Lady's House.

And welcome to The Grand Tour,

in what is an Audi TT Quattro.