HOT
APP
STORIES
QUIZZES
DISCOVER
MEMES
EMOJI
More
CREATE STORIES
DAILY
DISCOVER
PHRASES
NUDGE CLIPS
CONTENT REQUEST
LOGIN
HOT
APP
STORIES
QUIZZES
MEMES
EMOJI
STORY
DAILY
PHRASES
DISCOVER
NUDGE CLIPS
REQUEST CONTENT
×
Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips
My ties have had a mind of their own lately.
this is a safe place.
- Amen. - Amen.
I've spent the day scrubbing toilets
Yeah, exactly. I wrote a bunch of poems
All right, I'll see you guys tomorrow.
- God, her life is a train wreck. - Ooh.
It's your father all over again.
All right, Oscar, it's time for me to be your agent again.
Yes, yes.
with a golden crust.
Oh, for God's sake, what is wrong now?
Yes, any portrait can tell you what a person looks like,
catching baseballs and not catching chlamydia.
like Moneyball or Seabiscuit.
Yeah, it's like bases loaded.
Quick, what animal am I thinking of?
You wanted to win a Pulitzer.
to have your whole life
Currently, I am doing some commercial work.
Ms. Nicholson.
So it's all good.
They want a book about an athlete,
I am zipping us into a tent
"My name is Marcus Murphy."
This is the book.
Ah, that's my snack alert.
- How was Atlantic City? - It was all kind of a blur.
I see you brought some writing juice.
Those girls showed a lot of hustle.
I'm learning all sorts of new things today.
I found the perfect buns.
Your friend drops an emotional bomb like that
Instead of designing jewelry,
"I'm Murphy. Marcus Murphy."
Who's that coming?
Pickup for Madison.
Oh, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
(sighs)