Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Whale, Lois, you told me to produce, and I did.
You should've heard them laughing at me.
- I can paint scenery. - Can I be in the show, Mom?
Who's the star?
And you! I just plain don't like you!
Hey, can somebody give me a hand with all this talent?
Michelangelo worked in a marble quarry. Uh,
...who introduces culture and civility to a barbaric, patriarchal...
I haven't had sex in ages.
No, thank you.
Our top story tonight. I will be playing the role of Anna...
Jeez, full house.
...and the victim's name is "theater."
I don't care if the whole world loves your ideas.
You're so intuitive. It's a pleasure... Okay. Next!
...and you've completely destroyed that!
How dare you reduce my finely hewn thespian stylings...
Brian, that was beautiful! Thank you!
We don't need Diane Simmons. We've had someone better all along.
Thank you, Peter. I'll do it.
- Yeah, I bet it is. - And it's all thanks to you.
I guess we can try that... - Action!
Mr. Weed, distinguished members of the board,
but you'll be happy to know, our company does not pay him to think.
We're just having a little pow-wow to discuss my latest changes.
Peter, what are you doing here?
You! You are the worst thing to happen to musical theater
Thanks to my gamma ray atomic gun
Well, it's just the most creative job there is.
It's a wonderful story about a loving, patient woman...
and I don't think we're ready!
"He's a family guy"
Aw, man! Chorus! Shoot, what a gyp!
- I can't work this way. I quit! - Fine.
This is the kind of mind-numbing schlock...
This is so awkward.
I haven't had sex in four years.
Wow. I've never hugged a celebrity before.
Mr. Zucchini Head.
Well, Lois, you told me to produce, and I did.
"Because I kicked all the bad guys in their jewels
Uh, thank you, Peter, that's enough.
Well, well, look who came crawling back.
Stewie, do you want to try out for Mommy's play?
And you! I just plain don't like you!
Right, Peter?