Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

I haven't had sex in four years.
Well, Lois, I tried finding my creativity, like you said.
Oh, I get it.
Am I supposed to sculpt the penis?
The King of Siam? Why, that's the lead!
...but I'll do whatever it takes to make sure you get your chance next year.
Get that camera out of my face!
Peter, you've never done a creative thing in your life!
Aw, you wanted a bigger part, didn’t you, sweetie?
Hey, everybody, here's our star!
Mr. Weed, distinguished members of the board,
Remember, Diane, you're playing Anna, a steel-town girl on a Saturday night...
-OK, honey? -Deal.
And just like this. And watch my feet. And one, two, three.
Come on, Lois. Those— Those hoop skirts make Diane look a little hippie, you know?
- I don't know. - I thought you wanted to do a good show?
Really?
-Were you playing Lady Thiang? -Mm-hmm. I was supposed to be Anna.
Peter, have you seen my wheelchair?
And Lois has her theater group.
A bitch.
Peter, a lot of creative people had mindless jobs.
You win this round, Lois.
Loretta's a nobody. Diane Simmons is a star.
Except that guy with the lazy eye. He sees a loser and the snack machine.
And they going to the Dragon
My penis belongs on stage
And what is it you want to patent, Tell Smith?
I call it "Smith's Theory of Relativity".
"Though they tried to defeat me
-Hello. -What is that on your ear?
Is that hair gel?
I'm sorry, but we open this show in three hours,
I’m the king of the…
Mr. Zucchini Head.
Two minutes, uh, everybody. Two minutes.
Jeez, full house.
Oh, this is so awkward.
And what is it you want to patent, Herr Smith?
Uh, hello, everybody.
Peter is an adequate assembly line worker,
Brian, you'll have to audition just like everyone else.
Cut! All wrong! No good!
Am I...am I supposed to conduct with my penis?
Uh, thank you, Peter, that's enough.
I'll take this.
Then, I tried music.
Lois, if this is your idea of a joke, you must write for Leno.
And I want to do the show they wrote! We're not making any more changes!
Uh, hello, everybody.
how would you like to sing itsy bitsy spider?
It works! Look how tiny they are!