Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

- You ever acted before, honey? - I did an independent film in college.

I will not be swayed by your attempts to confuse my programming...

Look, the fact is the man is out there every bloody night with fresh material...

Actually I didn't really, not at first.

Sing Baa Baa Black Sheep!

Oh, my God! They liked it?

It works! Look how tiny they are!

and I don't think we're ready!

Siamese baby? Stewie Griffin does not play bit parts!

One, two, three, four.

Wait. This is the best part! He dances!

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Stop it! Stop clapping right now! What's wrong with you?

Yeah. The whole town's talking about your show, Dad!

We kidnapped all Aliens & Badguys.

Your show? Peter, this is my show!

And what is it you want to patent, Herr Smith?

Am I… Am I supposed to sculpt the penis?

Great news, Edgar Bronfman, Jr.

OK, let's run this scene again.

It just doesn't feel real, you know?

Some of our greatest actors started in news, like Sean Penn.

Lois, my penis belongs on stage.

...and that's, like, 10 people right there.

I call it "Smith's Theory of Relativity".

"summer, winter, or fall

Well, they did an all-you-people version of Hello, Dolly that was very successful.

- I don't know. - I thought you wanted to do a good show?