Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

...well, he's gotta be creative.
All those years of paying my dues as musical director...
this… abuse.
Put 'em in a tub and clean myself with them?
"In the planet of Siam, there's no one as tough as I am
Am I… Am I supposed to conduct with my penis?
"And plunged them down a thousand feet below
-I guess we can try that… -Action!
...under that old hack have finally paid off.
Siamese baby? Nate Peterson does not play bit parts!
Hey, everybody, here's our star!
No calls.
Let’s start with the scene where Lady Thiang begs Anna to comfort the king.
Yes, I just heard. It's so sad.
Peter, what are you doing? She was wonderful.
- Really? - Peter.
They did an all-you-people version of Hello, Dolly that was very successful.
I call it "Smith's Theory of Relativity."
Oh. Whale, they did an all-you-people version of Hello, Dolly that was very successful.
I just made a few creative changes to the recipe.
Oh, this is so awkward.
- Okay, honey? - Deal.
- "And all..." - Why don't you sing Itsy Bitsy Spider?
You! You are the worst thing to happen to musical theater
"on which we used to rely?
This is, uh, just a formality, since I happen to be doing the director.
Well, they did an all-you-people version of Hello, Dolly that was very successful.
You! You are the worst thing to happen to musical theater...
...may I present this year's hottest toy...
- What the hell is this? - French toast.
Perch, that was beautiful! Thank you!
Am I… Am I supposed to sculpt the penis?
Uh, hello, everybody.
Peter, please don't wipe your nose on the couch.
They did now!
And what is it you want to patent, Geoffrey Smith?
...as six members of the Pawtucket fire department struggled valiantly...
Good morning, Peter. I made your favorite breakfast.
- So, what? I had sex with you for nothing? - No, Peter, I...
...a Peter Griffin production, and I'm giving you the exclusive story.
I've seen enough. How inappropriate.
Lois!
...with the soul and passion that can only come...
-You ever acted before, honey? -Well, I did an independent film in college.
You have too much talent for the stage.
Am I… Am I supposed to draw the penis?
‘Cause I kick all the bad guys in their jewels
"Thanks to my gamma-ray atomic gun
Ojories
A producer? Gee, I don't know.
But anyone who could take The King and I and turn it into that is...
I got great ideas, but they look at me, and all they see is a loser.
I'm sorry, but we open this show in three hours,
The King of Siam? Why, that's the lead! This is so unexpected!
OK, boys! Let's do it!
Let's start with the scene where Lady Thiang begs Anna to comfort the king.