Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

...and these two women bitch-slapped each other. The crowd went nuts.
It works! Look how tiny they are!
Peter, have you seen my wheelchair?
Lois, my penis belongs on stage.
You want to be the director? Fine! I quit!
If I just came here to enjoy watching your father be humiliated...
OK, I'll do it.
Okay, let's go from the top of Scene 7.
It works! Look how tiny they are!
but you'll be happy to know, our company does not pay him to think.
And that note you gave me, "louder," I was thinking that, and then you said it.
-Uh, yeah. -Oh, great, 'cause I could use some.
The only thing you create before 9:00 a. M...
- Ruin it? - Yes.
"La la la la la, Miss Saigon"
And you! I just plain don't like you!
I refuse to take any more of this…
Me, direct?
Our little theater group finally has a committed visionary at its helm.
"all the things that make us
You! You are the worst thing to happen to musical theater since Andrew Lloyd Webber!
I'm sorry, but we open this show in three hours,
...that's turning our society into a cultural wasteland!
No.
But Loretta's playing Anna, and she's doing a great job.
Marshall, Will and Holly, what a routine expedition
Come on, kids! The director can't be late for the auditions.
I call it "Smith's Theory of Relativity".
Besides, I'm the director.
how would you like to sing itsy bisty spider?
Uh, Herman Melville was a customs agent.
And what is it you want to patent, Herr Smith?
-I guess we can try that— -Action!
Perhaps I'll skip the stage and go directly to films!
Five, six, seven, eight.
I don't know, Peter, she's a news reporter.
Rescue workers got the fish out of the water...
...but you'll be happy to know our company does not pay him to think.
Okay, I'll do it.
Look, I have to go.
Jeez, full house.
If this is your idea of a joke, you must write for Leno
I don't know. It's such a big responsibility.
...but then we later found out it wasn't actually her.
Siam, 2015 AD.
Brian, that was beautiful! Thank you!
He’s the world’s greatest ninja, there’s no doubt