Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Gentlemen, I apologize for wasting your time.
I only wish the show was called The King and Us...
- No, don't! - I just ran out.
Mr. Weed, distinguished members of the board,
In other news, I'm not going to the play because I'm sure it'll be lousy.
Hello, everybody.
Siam, 2015 AD.
Were you there when I farted?
and I don't think we're ready!
-Oh, are you playing Lady Thiang? -Mm-hmm. I was supposed to be Anna.
And you! Well, I just plain don't like you!
If you want to do a bad show, why don't we just do Rent?
You're right, Lois. Man was meant to create. That's why God invented Shrinky Dinks.
-You ever acted before, honey? -Well, I did an independent film in college.
And just like this. And watch my feet. And one, two, three.
Aw, you wanted a bigger part, didn't you, sweetie?
and I don't think we're ready!
The city lies in ruins after the ninth nuclear World War.
and that's… that's like ten people right there.
I’m the king of the...
"ANNA won
Sorry, Lois. What's your news?
- And that's creative? - Is it?
...and I don't think we're ready!
So I've heard.
You want to be the director? Fine! I quit!
Yeah, that's where Anna goes to talk with her best friend, a penguin.
OK, I'll do it.
He's got stupid cool hip-hop style, with his little hat and his Doc Martens.
and you've completely destroyed that!
"High on the rapids, it struck their tiny raft
And what is it you want to patent, Geoffrey Smith?
Penguins: They slain the Evil Emporer
It was a moving scene today at Hatch Pond...
Am I supposed to draw the penis?
- You better be huge. - No, I'm Peter Griffin, producer.
OK, boys! Let's do it!
No calls.
I need a moment to think.
...what kind of person would I be?
Oh, thank you, Peter. I'll do it.
"No, never would I leave you
I don't get it, Mom.
Am I… Am I supposed to sculpt the penis?
Met the greatest earthquake ever known
A producer? Gee, I don't know.
Anna and Miss Thing both love the king, right?
"laugh 'n' cry
What changes?
-You ever acted before, honey? -Whale, I did an independent film in college.
See? This is exactly the kind of thing I was talking about.