Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Lion, Ostrich, Puffalo, Grossum, Spiders, Puckwudgies, Rats, Bats, Elephants, Alligators, Bears
- Hello. - What is that on your ear?
I'll take this.
- We must kung fu fight! - So be it, ANNA.
Am I supposed to conduct with my penis?
You want to be the director? Fine! I quit!
No.7
That's not true. I wrote Bonfire of the Vanities.
That doesn't make them good. I was trying to make art.
"Lady Thiang, if he needs me, truly needs me, I will go to him."
Am I...am I supposed to conduct with my penis?
Am I... Am I supposed to draw the penis?
- All right, Mom! - Are you gonna do it?
A producer? Gee, I don't know.
This is just a formality, since I happen to be doing the director.
I love Mexicans. I'll do it!
I haven't had sex in four years.
Uh, thank you, Peter, that's enough.
-Uh, where does it say that? -In my noodle.
Peter, ¿has visto mi silla?
He's got stupid cool hip-hop style, with his little hat and his Doc Martens.
I just got that. A poop joke? That's real creative, Lois.
Let's see. "A something by any other name..."
and I don't think we're ready!
Dance and shout
-Uh, yeah. -Oh, great, 'cause I could use some.
Perhaps I'll skip the stage and go directly to films!
Action!
These people shouldn't be encouraged! They should be punished!
"Because he blew all of us away
By not using you to your full potential.
I'm sorry, but we open this show in three hours,
Gentlemen, I apologize for wasting your time.
"they can all just freakin' eat me
Am I… Am I supposed to conduct with my penis?
Perch, that was beautiful! Thank you!
and I don't think we're ready!
Lois, congratulations.
Aw, man! Chorus! Shoot, what a gyp!
They want me to be the new artistic director of the Quahog Players!
-Are you playing Lady Thiang? -Mm-hmm. I was supposed to be Anna.
Peter, what are you doing here?
I am a robot ninja from the planet England...
I’m a Raccoon, A Kung Fu Raccoon
Mother, as first lady of the American stage, Helen Hayes, once said: