Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

This isn't art! This isn't even entertainment!
Well, they did an all-you-people version of Hello, Dolly that was very successful.
I love Mexicans. I'll do it!
Good morning, Peter. I made your favorite breakfast.
OK, boys! Let's do it!
Albert Einstein worked for the patent office.
Man! Chorus! Shoot, what a gyp!
Am I… Am I supposed to conduct with my penis?
Oh, to hell with you!
- "Iris," "rose"? What about "rose"? - Did you say "rose"?
Now we gotta think of some funny stuff for him to say.
You want to be the director? Fine! I quit!
Then I tried sculpting.
Peter, ¿has visto mi silla de ruedas?
Siamese baby? Stewie Griffin does not play bit parts!
Peter
Yes. And for my first production, I've chosen The King and I.
Michelangelo worked in a marble quarry.
Oh, this is so awkward.
Two minutes, uh, everybody. Two minutes.
Aw, you wanted a bigger part, didn't you, sweetie?
Ursa can be Tamed by Music.
No, no, no, thank you.
Good producers put their ideas to work outside the theater.
Part of being creative is figuring out what you're good at.
I'm the king of the...
Let's start with the scene where Lady Thiang begs Anna to comfort the king.
Cheyenne, 2015 AD.
A producer? Gee, I don't know.
Before I post the cast list...
"Lady Thiang, if he needs me, truly needs me, I will go to him."
You screwed it all up. Let me show you again.
Damn it!
And you! I just plain don't like you!
You screwed it all up. Let me show you again.
Am I supposed to conduct with my penis?
-Wow! Diane Simmons! -You don't look anything like the ad.
...but unfortunately it died shortly after.
It's a living, breathing creature with wants and needs...
You screwed it all up. Let me show you again.
Well, Lois, you told me to produce, and I did.
oh so y'all like vaginaes? then you will die lol
...so I could cast you all.
...in the Quahog Players production of The King and I.
Well, well, look who came crawling back.
And you! I just plain don't like you!
This is Rodgers and Hammerstein, not trash TV!
Hey, shut up!
No calls.
Hey, everybody, here's our star!
...when this asinine spectacle of his is ridiculed by everyone in town...
Wow, I'm being interviewed by Diane Simmons!
"'He's the world's greatest ninja, there's no doubt
No, no, no, thank you.
"Now is the winter of our discontent made glorious summer by this sun of York.
I've seen enough. Inappropriate.
-Oh, are you playing Lady Thiang? -Yes. I was supposed to be Anna.
Excuse me? You. Get out of here!