Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Well, well, look who came crawling back.
-Uh, excuse me? -Will you… Get… Get… Get out of here!
...passed away this afternoon.
Robert Kimble, founder of a local theater group known as the Quahog Players...
Springer is one of our station's highest-rated shows.
You son of a bitch
Am I... Am I supposed to sculpt the penis?
No, no, no, thank you.
...most recently, Miss Saigon.
"Lucky there's a man who'll positively tell you
Aw, man! Chorus! Shoot, what a gyp!
Oh, my God!
I've seen enough. How inappropriate.
"Oh, Mrs. Anna, the king needs you. You must go to him.
may I present this year's hottest toy,
I'll take this.
and I don't think we're ready!
-Oh, were you playing Lady Thiang? -Mm-hmm. I was supposed to be Anna.
You’re the worst thing to happen to musical theater Since sir Andrew Lloyd Webber
since Andrew Lloyd Webber!
OK, I'll do it.
It's your job to make sure we sell every seat in this house.
I came because I love the theater.
Morning, theater fans!
-Oh, are you playing Lady Thiang? -Yes. I was supposed to be Anna.
Peter, what are you doing here?
Peter, they didn’t have capri pants in the 1860s.
I'll take this.
And such an attractive one.
My ass.
...and you're not man enough to satisfy her!
Orgy not Ojory
Peter is an adequate assembly-line worker...
- "Carnation," "peony." - No, they did that on last week's Marlowe.
Peter, they didn't have capri pants in the 1860s.
I call it “Smith’s Theory of Relativity”.
What the fuck Because I kick all the bad guys get there takeoff his pants
"Met the greatest earthquake ever known
Siamese baby? Nate Peterson does not play bit parts!
I think it's a lot better now.
I'm not "I," I'm not anybody.
‘Cause they flew all of us away
I am an Automaton Nuclear Neo-human Android.
...if you hadn't believed in me.
Brian, that was beautiful! Thank you!
"Just as surely as Paul Lynde was gay"
with your all-female bathing ojory
Am I… Am I supposed to draw the penis?
Uh, hello, everybody.