Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

I'm back on the track.
yours takes the retard cake.
We are really excited to be part of the fastest growing sport in America.
- Get off my car. - Pull over!
Compensate yer brake fluid...
All those ladies have stinky vaginas?
to be operated properly by a child.
Sorry, I'm winning this race.
You know, I first created Vagisil to try and help my wife, Patty.
We're gonna need to get even poorer and stupider.
Why not?
That means you flip the switch that says "engine."
apparently got high on Vagisil
- If you wanna drive NASCAR, you can. - Right.
- What? - I'll never be poor and stupid enough.
Thank you guys. I'm gonna go chase a dream.
- Obama's fucking gay. - He's fucking gay as hell.
yours takes the retard cake
That's it, right?
- Why are you hanging upside down? - I need to get stupid.
If you develop an allergic reaction, see your doctor.
Making NASCAR fans look pretty stupid, Tom.
That pisses me off.
You're watching Colorado Fox 11.
Vagisil would like you to represent us in the next NASCAR race.
Patty, did you forget to take your medication?