Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

You see that? Danica Patrick tried to get in my way.

I'm going to become a NASCAR driver. I'm going for the gold.

and only the Vagisil car remains.

Ma'am, you are on an active racetrack.

- What's that? - There's a pedal by your right foot.

But you said to take your money...

Why did you decide to sponsor a NASCAR driver?

Something's going on.

You might be able to buy one in the gift shop.

I still wasn't poor and stupid enough to win.

wants to put a bigger tax on gasoline.

We're about as poor and stupid as they fucking come,

Thanks, but even if I was, I'd still be too rich.

Being poor has nothing to do with NASCAR.

The NASCAR fan vows he will try to do it again,

I only lost the race, because I wasn't poor enough?

Are you sure you can do this?

- You sure you want to do this? - I told you I'm serious.

Sure, she's hot. She's wearing a sweater.

It's people like you that are giving NASCAR a bad name.

You've been sitting at your locker crying since lunch break.

- Watch it on the right side. - I see it.

You're acting irrationally.

- You are really stupid. - Could it be...

Sweet! Nice work.