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- How are we covered? - It's good insurance.
Let's get one thing straight.
It never tries to be pop music.
Oh, my God, make me an appointment right now, Sammy.
But let's be honest-- Black ice is the real menace.
"where-- where he stole a six-pack of Smirnoff Ice..."
I can't make this work.
so when I wave, I look like Mickey Mouse.
Yo, Kevin, Let me get some red vines!
The day it got legal, this guy was sweating bullets.
using the fact that they couldn't get married
I'll tell you one thing-- When the Unsullied
Jimenez always shot straight from the dick.
Then be like, "and we'll be back with more news
Now, let's go to "Homemaker's Corner"
as his excuse to not get married.
What I was thinking about
Then why wouldn't you want to be like him?
(warbling notes)
because of menacing, life-robbing black, black ice.
so that's a thing that actually happened in real life already.
The road landed on black ice!
and practically robbed me of my balance.
Mm-hmm, mm-hmm.
"There was a carjacking on Six Mile Road,"
(sighs) Lashawn...
Uh, your last partner, Detective Jimenez,
You know what I'm saying? Like--
is just basically from the internet.
Yo, right on, man,
- Oh, Sammy! come on! - It's not--