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Mm-hmm.
(corny voice) Thank you, Metta.
where there are currently no cars on the street
And we just wanted to say thank you
just because black ice looks different than white ice,
Jimenez would've busted 20 perps
but it feels like 20 below.
Voice "loudened."
Also, it's not covered in this insurance
(cheers and applause)
a grape-flavored lightsaber?
- Oh, yes. - Just a little bit.
Fill Jimenez's shoes?
Smurf pecker!
Yes, we do. Lots of legislation--
- Key and Peele, right? - Good.
I'm gonna go to couples therapy alone
- What? - Jimenez wannabe!
when I have my eyebrows redid because they say
I'm standing out here at historic Ramsey Hill,
It's scary, tricky, ruthless stuff, that black ice.
Darren Hepner, with more.
You don't wear contacts.
Next up, why is America being ruined by black people?
Oh, it'd be worth it, Sammy. It would be so worth it.
(imitates frenetic jazz music)
- You want to be their daddy? - No!
Second of all, I'm not up to that yet.
- Dental and vision. - Uh-huh.
All right, well, go make daddy some chamomile.
You an inspiration to all of us, man.
Oh, my God, I want to see, I want to see, I want to see.
Oh, no, I can't. I can't. I can't.