Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

It's your city news at 5:00. I'm Jamie Throneburg.

Well, Zeef, it's real nice to make your acquaintance.

A major system is zipping across the region.

Darren, are you talking about black ice?

♪ talk to birds

You know what? I think--

Outside temp right now, 8 degrees,

(cheers and applause) Whoo!

over your itsy-bitsy teeny-weeny yellow polka-dot ba-pee-pee.

- But, yo, ideally, though? - Yeah?

Lots of reports of black ice.

not gonna be treated like second-class citizens.

Jimenez got off on the right foot

- Sammy, what? Sammy! - That is my name.

We just think that jazz is really great.

Thank you so much.

You insp-- you're the reason I'm out here in Cloud City, dog.

It must've been hard for the gay guy who was, you know,

Ooh, you got to watch out for that dangerous black ice.

Keep your loved ones safe and warn them

Thank you for coming.

to double your penis size...

on the Nigerian Prince who needs some money."

Oh, what was it this time?

All right, yeah, yeah.

Little white-ass hair!

and you sewn to a horse so you can experience

Oh, oh, let this one guy be white, please.

I'm gonna get another stomach.

(normal voice) Thanks, Metta, and you will die

Not on your ass.

I would get to fly, somehow, like, the Millennium Falcon.

You want that job? Huh, Mr. Babydick?

that we contact one another,

I'm going to deduct the fat from my ass