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that kind of procedure will "scrumple" the corneas.
- Mm-hmm, mm-hmm, mm-hmm. - Undone, done.
There you go.
- The news is annoying to us. - Right.
I want-- No, don't show me. Just tell me.
Um, wha--you know--
- What? - Yes.
There's, like, two black guys in the whole universe.
Zeef, man. Zeef Howdo. Big fan, big fan.
Ooh, Sammy, Carousel had another premonition.
I got my card in here somewhere.
- And I'm Jordan Peele. - And we are Key and Peele.
Ideally though?
- It's gonna be crazy. - First of all, slow down.
What?
at the desk.
Man, I see how it is.
Jimenez was a good man, better cop.
- Man, I ain't even joking, man. - That's nice.
what with the authorities trying to destroy it
I actually worked out a theory.
Come back from Florida soon, Jimenez.
You need five plastic grocery bags
(laughs) Well...
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