Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Even though you'd never met us,

You brilliant bastard, you did it!

The "please stay downstairs" rule,

Why are there so many rules? I mean, next thing

Bones and all in open defiance of god.

My computer bag got a hole in the bottom,

Especially the first two paragraphs.

Did you hear that? His husband invited us, not him.

I made you invite them because I like them.

(jake) uh, adult parties?

The one written by david remnick.

Ah, and look, he brought us some wine.

Don’t move as group. You’re not gazelles

I would like to hear more of your thoughts.

Charles, you know everything about food.

Only 'cause you yelled it.

I'm a huge new yorker guy.

"be appropriate," on three. Quietly.

You said so many things about shorts, I got confused.

Sort of a sad thing to wink about, I realize now.

Harassed? For what?

But I actually got academic dispensation to eat one once.

It's quite fresh in my memory.

That is literally the sexiest thing anyone has ever said.

[sighs] come on.

So, like, weirdos and freaks.

I have to read 1 Peter 2:18-25 So I can justify this whole proslavery stance I've backed myself into.

I don't bring home beowulf,

I think you dislike cops.

That's interesting.

Author of stone fruits and stone-stones:

(jake) sarge! I see that you,

But clearly, I have only scratched the surface.

In this box is every grisly crime

(jake) a proper birthday dinner.

What about dress-up shorts?

Maybe that's not what he's sick of.