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How far can you drag an unconscious man?
- They're my lucky underpants. - Lucky underpants?
Jimmy Carter on top.
"Find water, grow hot. Family celebrate plus."
You guys, my contractor knows a really great plumber...
Okay, let's have a little bit more of that.
- Anchor, don't grope! - Jess, get in there!
until I find out that he has a wife and kids in another state.
- Starts with a shotgun tip-off. - Yeah.
and living in his beautiful, fancy house.
- Nick, stop staring. - I'm not... What...?
Go, go, go!
It's like the first act of a TV movie...
I love these parties.
You gotta cut ties with that kid. He freaks me out.
Sorry, I just... I've never heard you talk about your ex-wife...
Look at this. There's no brush steel, no nickel.
- Oh, my God. - It wasn't ready.
It's actually 90 percent drinking and it's got a loose Candy Land-like structure.
- I have something to say to you. - Don't apologize.
I know you're gonna fire me if I tell you...
- Have to... - I wanna...
- Sleep. - Idea Notebook.
What? Man, that is blasphemous. He's the king of sports radio, man.
- I won. - You did not win.
and you just give up and come home.
What? No. It's just that I'm an adult.
So I guess you didn't get the job?
and I try on floppy hats for him. You know, it's pretty perfect.
I've been on the job two days, I don't know how to make no milkshake.