Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

If you're as bad an assistant as you were a point guard, I'll eat you.
- How was your sex-cation with Russell? - I did have a lot of sex.
It's so nice to meet you, Mr. Kareem Abdul-Jabbar.
Winston just asked me if he can smoke weed.
One, two, three.
- Who's that girl? - Who's that girl?
No.
- You okay? - I've been stabbed.
if you wouldn't mind taking a look at my Idea Notebook.
Ohh. Stitches. "I'm too fancy for a Band-Aid."
Um...
Russell! Russell!
Why?
- Go, Nick, go. - Russell, you're kind of ripped up.
- Let me see it. - Don't be mean about it.
Winston, that's almost a mustache.
- Big R. What's up, man? - Schmidt.
We now present to you...
Maybe, "My first sushi."
I'm actually really sorry about that.
I have a nice day planned for us. We're gonna go apple picking.
Yeah, but nothing's perfect, right?
Russell said we need a prototype.
This is True American!
- I remember... - Guys, I'm really sorry.
Nine percent from the European-slash-women's 3-point line.
Classic is a classic. Just get in there, dunk your nuggets in his shake.
This is the king of the castle.
- Really? - No.
Come on, let's go. Go to my house right now.
Hey! Ahh! Ahh! - Sacrifice! Sacrifice!
I'm Kareem Abdul-Jabbar and that's "The View from Up Here."
You were giving me advice on my boss...
Okay, first of all, I have not agreed to do it...