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It's not Sean Penn.
...as a friend and as your brother.
Jon Voight was Coming Home, couldn't feel his legs.
Remember last week when Alex was in the accident?
My fish, Buddy.
- I know! - Ha, ha.
...ripped out my heart and smeared it all over my life!
You care about me, you're loving, you make me laugh.
All it really was was just meaningless, animal sex.
You big freak of nature.
Why would you kill his fish?
No, he's all right. He just, uh, spends most of his time in his room.
- Hurry. - Why? You need one too?
Well, that's not even a real fish.
Oh, no, I have to go, because I'm late for my, um...
- Two. - Two? Two? Heh.
Huh? I've never been pre-approved for anything in my life!
Uh, could you sign?
- A little what? ... bit country?
Uh, in the future, if I could see the schedule beforehand...
Oh, this is unbelievable!
Is, uh...
Don't feel so bad. After they're done playing...
She actually thought Sean Penn was the capital of Cambodia.