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Eric, you're going to be able
M'kay. Mrs. Marsh.
You really wanna go back to that slavery?!
And a only maximum party of four can visit at one time.
and maybe enjoy some of the Pandemic Special.
You don't have to be on Zoom.
with Craig Tucker, whose father
It's gonna fucking work! Just fucking shut up!
If we can't get people on the rides,
well, you come along and try to fight it!
to jump from it to humans.
No bat involved. No bat involved!
What the fuck is a pangolin?
from these super spreaders!
Who would like to lead the class with some math?
This tour is for scientists that specialize in pandemics.
I went there to sell our weed, and I ended up hanging out
Hi! You here for the special? Here you go.
How can a virus jump species like that?
since the shutdown in March.
So... So what happens now?
Sir! Sir, you have an urgent call on line four
No. You know what? You guys are horrible!
It's all we got, sir. Let me try.
Ha ha ha ha! Ha ha ha ha ha!
Mr. President, Dr. Fauci is on line two,
Yeah, that's good social distancing. Real good.
This is gonna be great.
♪ Social distancing, I'm free ♪
It's okay.
Swallow! In chew and swallow!
Ohhhhhhh.
There's some kids who really can't take it anymore.
Oh, for Pete's sake, here we go again.
Oh, my God! Look at her! Ha ha!
one question is on everyone's mind...
This Bike Is Having The Grand Opening!
You said it... a drug is a drug, and I'm not who I used to be.
♪ About how much I love you and I need you ♪
You could use some tegridy, China!
You guys we were right.
Steve Returning From his Trip
the animal which started the coronavirus.
No! No, no, no! Don't call the doctor!
Alright, children, welcome back to class.
Oh. Hey, excuse me. We have an appointment.
The new outbreak in South Park is spreading rapidly,
♪ You got to keep your social distance ♪
now has to quarantine for two weeks.
I just gotta take all the Pandemic Special
Thank God.
escaped from the facility yesterday,
What?
Whoa!
Oh, come on. Think about it.
W-We have no idea what caused this.
♪ Social distancing ♪
Oh, fuck you!
I'm having you killed, then secretly we'll send your DNA
Hey, Kyle! Look it that! Sun’s barely up your Gerald’s on the big handle! KYLE: huh, in self in poor in guy! Huh? Anyone flying in once!
even fucking does anything!
♪ This is what I call existancing ♪
Do you even know anyone personally who's dying of COVID?