Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Drive me back to the farm, Sharon.

Without any employees?

Okay, uh, um...

These are people who have recently lost their jobs

Sweetie, it's all going to be over soon.

You opened the school and gave us barely enough resources

We can vaccinate them without them even knowing!

It's time for me to own up to everything.

Yeah, we care way more about what's right than you do, bitch!

It was COVID-related.

Why would I do that?

This is bullshit!

totally beyond our control, we have lost most of our funding.

I see Jimmy and Clyde are on now.

these shutdowns anymore,

Yeah, it's real. Come on!

Why did you send that to me?

but we believe now that something somehow...

I fucking hate kids. I can't be a teacher.

and this is our homeroom teacher's assistant,

Then why hasn't he even called?!

♪ Social distancing ♪

Tegridy Farms' weed has seen a 400% increase in sales

and I know we will all thrive as elementary schoolteachers.

how did a transmitted disease get from a bat to a human?

Which one you want? You want the panda?

There's no real proof that a mask

Here you go. Just sign right there.

And then a few hours ago, this thing appeared on his face.

and I'll be out of my room having to hang out with you!

Just thank God for your Pandemic Special.

Officer Johnston.

You're just gonna haveto trust me, okay?

- So?! - "So?" What the fuck?

Yes, they're open, but we are not the Johnsons,

Here we are, Butters! Look... you made it!

I have something that might change all of this.

Everyone's talking about the special, Sharon.

Any drugs or alcohol?

We are a community.

Spoken like a true redneck!

I don't even know how to talk to them.

I'm talking about normal like three days ago

with Disney and Mickey Mouse. You remember all that?

Maybe you didn't hear me, Kyle.

You got some shit on your face.

for a child to understand,

then sell the fucking thing!

That doesn't make any sense!

I don't need to go to Build-A-Bear! Fellas?

This is what you've all been looking for, right?

Is your dad home, Kyle? We need to talk to a lawyer.

Teachers are reporting there's no cause for alarm

I know this has all been really hard on you, Stanley.

Okay. Thank you very much!

Huh. That's weird.

Shit, shit, get back! Back, back, back, back!

For Christ's sake... The entire town is in chaos!

your fucking marijuana!