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Donald: This is all your fault, Mickey Mouse!
I'm talking about normal, like back in March.
No, Kyle, we can't let Butters down!
Holy shit.
Hey. It's Randy Marsh. From... From Tegridy Farms?
- Oh, my God. - They won't get away with this!
You there!
she's gonna be a total bitch about it.
They're just gonna keep making more restrictions
I think I'm gonna be sick! All over Kyle!
Thanks for turning out, everyone.
♪ I love you, social distancing ♪
Looks like you're wearing a diaper for your chin.
People need this right now!
Butters, you get back to quarantine
This isn't personal, Marsh. It's business.
What did you want to talk to me about?
Oh, no, I see! There's all this horrible stuff going on
TAKE 2 Holy Shit
We need to wear them over our mouth and nose.
I thought that the issue was the teachers not coming back.
Tom, I'm standing in front of the newly built
♪ Isolated, alone ♪
This is... This is racist television, and we're not gonna watch it!
Our teachers are shooting people!
No! I'm not giving up!
Kyle, I need to talk to you.
Yeah, I know, but I can't just turn myself in!
Nobody knew anything about COVID when I fucked the bat!
♪ It wasn't a bat, in your face! ♪
Ohh-oh-oh-oh!
Ahp! Ahp! No unnecessary deaths!
You traced the virus to Wuhan,
have broken quarantine and are now out on the loose!
You told me to fuck the bat!
all South Park residents are now exposed
Hello?! Anyone home?!
But Butters'll be okay.
I-I think I know a way out of this.
Why did you send that to me?
It works. It can help!
M'kay. M'kay, parents?
♪ It wasn't a bat, it wasn't a bat ♪
I'm going to save you!
Sorry, we're getting some breaking news!
and let the FDA chief know he can eat shit off my balls.
- What? - People are hurting.
Well, i-it's almost like another creature
I mean, if you can handle a bat, then...
Oh! Oh, hey!
I can't deal with hard times the way that you can.
or cares about your stupid special right now!
♪ 'Cause all I'm gonna do is sing ♪
We've learned that we might never get back to our old lives,
How the hell did you let those kids out of quarantine?!