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See? I knew you could do it.
All I see when I look at you is a confused little boy.
Keep it.
You make it sound so easy.
I feel awful about what I did. I do. But...
Yeah, okay.
You have to believe me. I...
Give me five minutes to get ready.
I will not allow that. I will fight you in court.
Thanks, but I don't think so.
I can forgive you...
Oh, for God's sake.
So, how's my mother?
It's the news, Carmen.
Carmen?
Bye.
When you were woozy on your meds,
It's a long story.
but this time,
I want to stand up to her. I do.
Do you know how paranoid you sound right now?
- Who is it? - That's my divorce lawyer.
You got some sort of letter.
My daughter's not on any business trip,
Thanks.
Redecorating?
Burger King
What?
Remember? You threw up on them.
Would it surprise you to know that
and when she gets back from her business trip,
I'll pick you up at 8:00.
Well, I suppose I can let you in for a second,
You're the scum shacking up with the maid, remember?
Look, it's right there in the second paragraph.
That's okay.
Now, when I squeeze your shoulder,
- Still in pain? - Oh, yeah.
Can we meet for breakfast tomorrow?
Honestly? I'm not so good.
Hey, Jeff.
I still can't believe Peri got custody of your son.
No one was supposed to get hurt.
He's a lecherous masseur who touches me inappropriately.
You do realize you're older than me, right?
I'm going.
It's been a while since you had one.
But I can't leave the spa.
So when you get home, it'll just be the two of us.
He can't sell that.
What?
Oh, God! You're topless.
That's why I ran two red lights getting over here. Where is Ethan?
Eres un ladron! ¿Me oyes? Deberias estar en la carcel!