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But they're trapped now and nobody's helping them.

We can't spend all our energy placing blame when somehting bad happens.

i was kevin’s direct manager

My God you've actually confirmed the strike, the casualties, and the retaliation? No Tom, we have 224,289 posts saying it.we're just reporting it,

Excuse me, sir, but when? When is this going to happen?

Dude we don't have time for your stupid jokes, we're gonna die!

So does this mean the storm has passed? Global warming is over?

Oh Kevin, we're saved!

We didn't listen!

- Terrorists? - No.

Global warming isn't happening right now. It's not what caused the Beaverton flood.

I won the election

I broke the dam.

Yeah, yeah! WMD's WMD's!

We can sneak out of here, get a boat and go help them off their roofs. That way, I can do the right thing, but still lie about it.

Mom, dad... they-they're gonna go help those people, right?

I broke the dam.