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i was kevin’s direct manager

Yeah, yeah! WMD's WMD's!

Dude we don't have time for your stupid jokes, we're gonna die!

I broke the dam.

We didn't listen!

We can't spend all our energy placing blame when somehting bad happens.

Global warming isn't happening right now. It's not what caused the Beaverton flood.

But they're trapped now and nobody's helping them.

- Terrorists? - No.

Mom, dad... they-they're gonna go help those people, right?

I broke the dam.

My God you've actually confirmed the strike, the casualties, and the retaliation? No Tom, we have 224,289 posts saying it.we're just reporting it,

Excuse me, sir, but when? When is this going to happen?

Oh Kevin, we're saved!

I won the election

So does this mean the storm has passed? Global warming is over?

We can sneak out of here, get a boat and go help them off their roofs. That way, I can do the right thing, but still lie about it.