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Help! Help!
I broke the dam. I ran a boat into the dam and I broke it.
But now, shocking new evidence has indicated that the flood in Beaverton was caused by... Global warming!
Stan, you're alive!
Heh heh, I'm Jewish too, heh heh
Fathers of girls who go out in Melbourne CBD
Ahhhh!!
Stop it, stop it! First it was terrorists, then George Bush and global warming
We did.
Nobody's gonna know, we'll just drive it around the marina real quick.
He has his Jew ethics, while he whores his greedy Jew gold, and he will Jew you out if you tell him about this!
Maybe we should strip our jackets off.. and warm our bodies next to each other?
Because.. I know what did cause the flood.
The boat caught on fire! And it exploded!
I broke the dam.
No, I broke the dam.
Tom, I'm standing just outside of Chicago where the panic of global warming has already caused countless deaths.
And I broke the dam.
Hey we'll take it! Over here, yes! Thank you, thank you!
Tell them that the government can't help. But that we're very sorry.
Randy, where are you going?
Oh, oh God damn it!
Hey Stan.
. .
Global warming!!
Quiet, children, quiet. We need to hear.
My colleagues in the scientific community are still running tests, but - we believe it may happen the day after tomorrow.
George Bush didn't break that beaver dam! It was terrorists and Al-Qaeda!