Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Are you suggesting we shut down the economy?

I know, but, I'm afraid it's too late for them, sweetie. We have to try and save ourselves now.

Yeah! George Bush doesn't care about beavers!

We didn't listen!

Come on, hurry!

Shh, shh, we've got the television working.

What's Important Is Figuring Out Whose Fault This Is

It's George Bush's fault!

Within thehour the temperature outside will fall to over seventy million degress below zero.

Everyone above this line is already dead.

Maybe you have the parking brake on.

why don't you share some of your Jew gold with the people caught in the flood?

Okay, turn on the ignition...

It's right behind us!

Mom, you know, those people in Beaverton are still trapped in the flood.

We must try to protect ourselves from the global warming.

Ah ah! I know what you're thinking, Stan. You're thinking you're gonna tell Kyle.

You know what I'm talking about.

I know that all Jews carry fake bags of gold around their necks to keep their real bags of gold safe.

Crisis and fear tonight, as what appears to be a massive flood has overtaken the town of Beaverton,

I don't know. You know, to me it seems like the mayor of Beaverton should have done something that dam years ago.

Dude, dude! Did you see the news last night?

I'll help you Sharon. Boy, that's just awful.

-Maybe we should wear the ice cream drip pants? They look cool -Don’t be a fag!

Global warming must be over.