Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

I know, but, I'm afraid it's too late for them, sweetie. We have to try and save ourselves now.

I'll help you Sharon. Boy, that's just awful.

We must try to protect ourselves from the global warming.

Shh, shh, we've got the television working.

Everyone above this line is already dead.

Come on, hurry!

What's Important Is Figuring Out Whose Fault This Is

Dude, dude! Did you see the news last night?

Yeah! George Bush doesn't care about beavers!

I know that all Jews carry fake bags of gold around their necks to keep their real bags of gold safe.

Okay, turn on the ignition...

You know what I'm talking about.

It's right behind us!

why don't you share some of your Jew gold with the people caught in the flood?

I don't know. You know, to me it seems like the mayor of Beaverton should have done something that dam years ago.

Ah ah! I know what you're thinking, Stan. You're thinking you're gonna tell Kyle.

It's George Bush's fault!

Mom, you know, those people in Beaverton are still trapped in the flood.

Global warming must be over.

Within thehour the temperature outside will fall to over seventy million degress below zero.

Crisis and fear tonight, as what appears to be a massive flood has overtaken the town of Beaverton,

We didn't listen!

-Maybe we should wear the ice cream drip pants? They look cool -Don’t be a fag!

Maybe you have the parking brake on.

Are you suggesting we shut down the economy?