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With an eye on America and on today's events, it's South Park: Evening News, with Tom Pusslicker.
Hand over the gold.
You can't go out there, you'll freeze to death.
No Stan, I'm afraid us adults just let you children down. We didn't take care of our Earth, and now you've inherited our problems.
Here you go, sweetheart.
Already we're reporting that the death toll here in Chicago is over six hundred billion people.
If they catch "The Claims Adjuster": I pulled the trigger
Don't blame the mayor, Sharon. What about FEMA? I think this whole thing is really their fault.
No stupid Kyle around.
Really? Oh it's about time!
He's saying - we all broke the dam.
On a boat. That wasn't mine!
Dude, this whole building is going to collapse.
Kyle!
Hand over the real Jew gold, bald!
We made it!
Y'all done with your fish sticks, Stan?
Okay fine, here! Now let's go.