Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Believe me, I've tried.

This isn't about me. Isn't it? You set this whole thing up.

My ex is in town, but we never really broke up.

You can turn a guesthouse into a great office, plus this one has hookups.

there'd be a death certificate.

Hey, Professor. Well, any chance you could meet me tonight?

-You do have powers. -Hey, can I see this?

Is this a trick question?

I petitioned the court. I had my parents sign the form,

I tell you what. He can look as far and wide as he wants to.

Oh, here's one, honey.

No, Cohen, don't.

-You have to take me home. -Right. Good one. Remember that.

More than enough. And you said it yourself, he's not a good guy.

-Yeah, in your own comic. -Yeah, okay.

But, we got into this huge fight and then...

-Maybe I could talk to him. -No.

I don't even know where to begin. You know what? Keep my boots, keep my records,it's fine.

It was an accident. Custodian wasn't supposed to be there. You know that.

I've got a couple of strokes, and the doctors told me that I, should get my affairs in order, as soon as possible.

Well, you know, I haven't heard a thing since she ran away to Canada...

Keep talking comics, Cohen, I don't think girls will be an issue ever again.