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Whoo-hoo! First up, Maude Flanders.
Oh, well, look. Here's some money.
Oh, no! Not Lenny!
[ Babbling ]
I'll dedicate my life to my children.
[ Inhales, Gagging, Coughing ]
Okay, Dads. This is where your child's trust in you really pays off.
Looks like Daddy won. But 295 is awfully good for a baby.
She only sings twice a day.
[ Laughing ] It's quite simple.
NOT SAM!!
Well, now for our weekly segment, "Yesterday's News," featuring Homer Simpson.
I was wondering if you could use a little more fatherly attention.
[ Bell Ringing ]
Careful what you say, Lenny. You'll jinx it.
Why do you think I stopped acting and became a director?.
[GURGLING] Current... too strong.
Ooh! Morlocks.
Albatross - Camel - Emu - Hippopotamus - Ibex - Jerboa - Koala - Moth - Ostrich - Queen Ant - Seahorse - Whale Bee - Dinosaur - Fly - Goat - Llama - North American Porcupine - Pelican - Rhino - Tapir - Umbrella Bird - Vicuna - Xanthus
Dad just wanted to go bowling.
I know. If l sink to the bottom, I can run to the shore.
Come on! Come on!
I've been so blind.
send proof of purchase and five dollars to:
Hey, everybody! I'm gonna be on TV again.
Why won't they come over?.
Sweet Bowling alley Balloon
I-I just wanna talk to you! Come here! Come here!
- Dream on, drunkie. - Oh, that's it! You're goin' down!
[ Siren Wailing ]
- Lenny! - What?. I paid 7.10 for this split.
No. Or is that a 3-15?. You're in trouble, pal!
[ Sighs ]