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No, no, I won't believe it.
-[Grampa laughs] -[ball bouncing]
Homer J. Simpson?
-[electricity buzzing] -...day.
We're in the wonderful future.
or tossed you a football
Tex-Mex tea.
We invented this together!
I bleed Mickelson's Maniacs blue.
[Homer] Hmm.
♪ Na-na-na-na-na, come on ♪
I don't know, but it's gonna be something really clever.
for renting the machine?
like racquetball or soccer.
and raise an avocado toast?
I call it a "roundsie."
Oh, Andrew, you were so brave
The last generation that can afford houses.
♪ Are you gonna be my girl? ♪
Don't you see? You sold me out
I saw her first.
Look what Daddy bought with his settlement money.
It is pretty creamy.
We created a sport that will live forever.
Well, growing avocados does use a lot of water.
Someday, Rick, someday.
to go six feet under...
And you don't have to face the thing
I'll jelly to that.
Whoa! [laughs]
[Homer] Oh, yeah, one went up my butt.
"in his backyard, then throw an awesome pool party
You'll have so much more time to spend
Shh!
This is so amazing.
Our targeted marketing to 40- and 50-somethings
Don't breathe it in.
A perfect roundsie!
Now you're just making up names.
And, uh, well, uh, there's, uh...
featuring eight state-of-the-art,
We created Noodleball to keep
But at the terrible price of supporting Big Avocado.