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none of this bad stuff would've happened.
[groans]
[groans]
and left a very recognizable ass print.
How could making a deal with avocados be a bad thing?
That's the dumbest thing I've ever seen.
I fell into wet cement in front of the church
you're allowed to steal its ball.
that affect Springfield to this...
♪ There's no way I'm turning back ♪
You know, the way Middle East oil spent billions
-D'oh! -You're the plaintiff.
["Are You Gonna Be My Girl" by Jet playing]
Look what we're standing on right now.
We don't have a pool, Homer.
We call it Noodleball.
than a recently opened avocado.
was when my uncle had a soup named after him
that's a roundsie: one point.
the false god of tucking in.
Who cares what people think after you're gone?
to become a court-certified idiot"?
[yipping]
Sleep sleeping?
Guess what's holding up my pants.
And what reason did Mr. Simpson give
Cheer up, Homer, retirement is wonderful.
There's someone here who wants to see you.
Mr. Simpson, only a fool has himself for a lawyer.
Mm, oh.
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