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you'll survive.
Not really.
Mm!
-[jeering] -Oh, fantastic!
-Is that Tom Baker? -Yup.
♪ I need a sex education right away ♪
Ever so serious,
Can you go and see if he's all right?
♪ That I just can't stand ♪
Okay, let's proceed.
I'll take you for a ride in it, if you like?
"There goes Adam Groff, headmaster's son.
♪ Uh, with the record selection And the mirror's reflection ♪
At least you got Adam to leave me alone.
They're looking for me.
No.
[overlapping cheers]
-Mm. -Uh, not really.
As in, you mean do I wanna have sex with my mum?
She's like some kind of...
And thank you for coming.
Jesus Christ!
-Morning, darling. -Morning.
-Everyone except you. -And you.
Excuse me, I gave two and a half hand jobs to that guy I met in Butlin's.
Don't tell me you choked again.
Ooh, uh...
Captain of the Warhammer Society. His balls finally dropped.
You are who you are.
No, thank you.
Anything you say is fine. There's no judgment.
♪ And tell myself I believe it ♪
♪ Well, I wait so long For my love vibration ♪
-Oh, right, yeah, I forgot. -[sniffs]
-Nice to meet you! -Mum!
I forgot to take my... my DVD out. It's my...
♪ I've got pictures In the dresser drawer ♪
-I'm not hating it. -[Jean] Fantastic.
[groans]
[door slams]
-Oh, and-- -Don't worry, you were never here.
-I'm home! -[gasps]
♪ Too many times, my tongue got tied ♪
And the chat.
We wait.
Turn it down!
And a normal dad.
But what I'd like you to do is, really, first, just mind map.
Whoa, there. [chuckles]
We thought you were doin' it with your whale dick boyfriend.
-♪ Ah-oh-oh ♪ -♪ Oh-oh-oh ♪
But instead of talking about mental health stuff, she talks about sex.
Oh... [splutters]
I have spoken to his mother. He, uh, has recovered.
Scabby Queen. I win! I win!
-43 Ashford Street. -Compare and contrast the relationship...
Wait! Wait!
♪ I've got habits that are hard to break ♪
[knock at door]
that you need to own your narrative,
It's a classic power dynamic issue.
Mr. Groff felt you needed a refresher.
What now?
[groans]
-I guess we're partners for the project. -Are you new?
-[door closes] -[Jean] Otis, darling?
flora and fauna.
[both giggle]
Good night, Mrs. Groff.
♪ On the floors of Tokyo ♪
-And not in a good way. -Well, that's not my problem.
[Maeve] Don't know why you listen to those dickheads.
[boy exclaiming]
Set in the fictional forest of Arden.
-[both moaning] -[Jean] Don't... don't...
Thank you for telling me.
Do you see them?
-Faster! Oh, oh, oh! -[rhythmic thumping]