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Yeah, I keep telling you, man, everyone has had sex over the summer.
-Like a discount avocado. -I don't think that's true.
♪ Yeah... ♪
Yes, you have a large appendage.
Running in the corridors is the scourge...
[sighs]
-Honestly, I'm fine. -Come on, let me drive you home.
'Cause neither are going anywhere.
-Tell anyone and I'll maim you. -This better be an A.
and I was wondering if you wanted to talk about it.
However, the mental scars still remain.
-♪ Ah-oh, dancin' with myself ♪ -♪ Oh-oh-oh-oh ♪
She's literally walking straight towards us with purpose.
I thought this was supposed to be the best two years of our lives.
on masculinity in middle age.
SEMEN CUM PENIS COCK ASSHOLE TITIES BOOBS PUSSY SEMEN CUM PENIS COCK ASSHOLE TITIES BOOBS JUNK NIGGER PUSSY ASSHOLE ASSHOLES AND DICKS FUCK ME SHIT FAGGOT NIGGER!!!!!
Toast?
What did you wanna talk about?
I mean, Adam, we've only been working for half an hour, so...
[door slams]
See her?
Like, look around.
Four years.
-You didn't even try. -I've given up.
Down in a minute!
Yeah. Yeah, most days, Mrs., um...
or actually shagging,
[tuts]
[Adam] Sorry, Dad.
Thank you, Eric, for that rendition of the school anthem.
[sighs]
They are the paraurethral glands.
[laughs]
I hope I didn't touch a nerve.
This is my dick.
What are you lookin' at, El Pervo?
Very sorry.
no offense, but that is super weird.
♪ Oh ♪
Phones away!
Settle down. Thank you.
I only bring it up because I have a number of clients
Yeah?
That's why I say you should never date a shrink, huh? [chuckles]
Think of this room as being four walls of trust.
Give me what you've got.
♪ I'm comin' clean ♪