Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Head Boys notoriously peak too early. I'd watch out, if I were you.

It's too much pressure.

-Why is there a minge on your wall? -What? Where? That's...

-Coffee? -[Dan] Oh, yes, please.

Please don't tell me you got it from your dad.

You should try it instead of being such a joy fucker.

-in act four... -And who are you?

But neither is likely to change.

God, that's strong stuff.

Don't worry. Left-handed.

-She won't be home. -Oh. She better not be.

[sighs] I broke up with Adam.

Yeah, at least I can touch my own penis.

This is not a safe place, Mum.

Do you wanna get monged?

-Then why are you so shit? -[Jean] Adam.

-Where did you even get the Viagra from? -None of your business.

The head of the penis is incredibly sensitive.

You have a gift. It would be irresponsible to waste it.

[Jean] Okay, Adam!

I hope I didn’t touch a nerve.

[Otis] I'm only saying.

-You said there'd be no judgment. -Sorry.

[Otis] I think...

And, well, the magazine was a bit overkill.

No, this is not the bathroom.

Why aren't you cool?

Aimee said you can't come.

Of course I can. I'm not a fucking eunuch, all right?

Apparently, there's been an outbreak of pubic lice.

Feel free to stimulate it with your fingers in a circular motion.

It's your choice.

♪ Wah, wah, wah ♪

-Uh... -Okay, fine. Don't worry about it.

We'll charge for every appointment and split the cash.

And I'm sorry... if I upset your friend.

Case in point, even Maeve Wiley's boobs have gotten bigger,

-Sex therapist. -I don't know what that is.

♪I know you won't Because you can't stop ♪

We had goodbye sex.

She hates herself. But she just can't stop wanking.

♪ 'Cause I've got dreams that might not Come to any kind of fruition ♪

This year's first assignment will be on As You Like It.

You said that thing about the four walls of trust.

I'm eternally grateful for your kindness.

-And you are... -Otis.

They're just starting to wake up to its health benefits.

God, yeah. My auntie got eaten by wasps.

-Okay, she's here. -Nice helmet.

"What if I'm not good at this? Maybe I'm doin' it wrong.

It is my great pleasure to introduce to you