Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

[upbeat music plays]

-Just trying to help. -Don't.

♪ And self-flagellate in the evenin' ♪

Have you been smokin' again?

Do you reckon his brain is so small 'cause his dick is so big?

And she's hot. Why didn't you say she was hot?

-So you wanted to make it bigger? -No.

Yes, you're very visible in the school due to your father's position.

on Shakespeare's relationship with love and disguise.

You'll need worksheets,

♪ Too little time to clear my mind ♪

Come and hang out again.

then you feed into an unhealthy narrative

Sex and relationship therapist, thank you very much.

[American accent] And I'm losin' my shit. [speaks normally] And I, you know...

[Eric and Adam continue speaking indistinctly]

[rock song playing]

You should work with what you've got.

Thing is, school's hard enough without having to date an actual flasher.

♪ Against my window ♪

Don't give a fuck about your pencil case. Curly Wurly.

♪ 'Cause he's not here with me ♪

Uh, you won't tell anyone about this, will you?

I'll be there at 6:00.

I can't stop thinkin' about stuff when we shag.

Uh, nice of you to join us, Adam.

-Okay, yeah-- Phones away, please! -[students laughing]

["Dr. Jekyll & Mr. Hyde" playing]

Yes, in essence.

Because she's my mum.

-Rewind, he came? -Yeah.

It is interesting you mention your father.

["Dancing With Myself" by Billy Idol playing]

You could watch a CGI demon fuck a horse.

A lesson for us all.

-That's a myth. -Well, it's not.

-♪ Ah-oh-oh ♪ -♪ Oh-oh-oh ♪

♪ Uh, down in London town's a go-go ♪

Examine the ways that Rosalind, uh, tests Orlando's love for her

Uh, you'll be doing presentations

-Good summer? -Shut the fuck up, Tromboner.

Just when you thought they couldn't get any more elusive, now they have wheels!