Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

-Still couldn't come? -No, he did.

Can you not even get hard now?

The nickname doesn't even make sense.

♪ I man up for the moment ♪

Yeah. I'd tell you if I didn't.

-First door on your left. -[whispers] Cheers, dude.

[teacher] Okay, so...

-Ejaculation. -Hm.

-What is? -Everyone knows I've got a giant penis.

-it doesn't mean you have to fancy him. -Yeah, correction.

As he gets closer to orgasm, you can speed up.

POV: U hear this in ur parents bedroom.. And then.. U find mayo in there bed..

Do you like my tits?

Nice rack, Wiley.

This isn't the bathroom.

And that's my dick.

Sorry for sending the video around, but your mum...

It was the hand cream that gave it away.

It's going down, new kid.

-Oh, my God. -And it's actually just above average

Well-- Leave out the window.

I guess that...

Actually, on second thought...

♪ Ooh, yeah ♪

what did you take?

We shall transform

[friend continues laughing]

Be proud of your penis and your heritage.

Oh, God. Yeah, I just think I'm gonna die now.

What? Excuse me, this is boring?

-Say that again. -Nice... ra--

Was that really your mum?

♪ Ah-oh, I'm dancin' with myself ♪

Watch where you’re going, fag.

and I can't stop, and he sees my jizz face?

Yeah, he's definitely giving everyone pubic lice.

-Do you want me to drive you home? -Nope.

-[man on TV] Ooh. A woman, right? Huh! -♪ Ooh, yeah ♪

I mean, what exactly is the problem here? I mean, can you even get a hard-on?

I'm owning my narrative.

Okay, well, I mean, you're... quite wrong.

The thing is, he can be really sweet when nobody's watchin'.

I want you to talk in pairs.

-You set my desk on fire. -...sport and wrestling analogies...

That's just an orchid. [chuckles]