Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

If Parents had no children…
[both] We've met.
You're five minutes past curfew.
Um...
They say he's bringin' down my social status, but...
[Maeve] That was a rhetorical question.
that you clearly want me to observe.
[sighs]
Your mum talked to Adam about ejaculation?
-Look how you helped Adam. -But I didn't. He hates me now.
I didn't.
This is not the bathroom.
[soul music playing]
Adam! Adam, wait. Wait.
But he, like...
-[second man on TV] No, she's about 30. -♪ Everything ♪
-[sighs] -[latex snaps]
-It's worse than I thought. -[sighs]
[laughs]
This is a safe place.
[undoes belt]
Sure. Let me just get this off.
-Okay. -[stomping]
I have to tell you something.
you're gonna go through all the five points.
What's next?
Which is weird, 'cause I'm quite shit at school.
Adam?
The students at this school need your help, Otis.
♪ Oh, everythin' only one time Gets you nothin' ♪
Yeah, I should probably, uh, shoot off as well.
[moaning]
No, this is not. I...
I don't know. Heard it gives you a good buzz.
What? Was she stung to death? [chuckles]
[sighs]
Go on.
You know, they've been doing some interesting studies with cannabis.
Thank you.
He came, Otis.
For, like, memories.
Your mum's new boyfriend is a big hot sticky wet dream.
Sorry! It's like a third leg.
♪ Wah, so bad ♪
two prophylactics,
How does being the headmaster's son affect you?
-Information is empowering. -No, it's fucked up!
I'm cool with it, obviously,
Totes passé.
-Mum, Jesus Christ! -Don't have a problem with that.
-We had chemistry together... -Explore the ways
Lucky me, huh?
[sighs]
You know that, because you always eat it.
about to shag,
sexy witch.
Sweetheart...
I can explain. This is my mum's office and she's a therapist.
I don't know why I bother.
We have to break up.
[cries out]
[laughing]
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