Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

♪ I'm too wound up by the afternoon ♪
You should get on Pornhub. There's loads of stuff on there.
Do you want one?
u and urself are freaks!
♪ I need a sex education right away ♪
♪ I know you won't Because you can't stop ♪
I can't masturbate. But I don't wanna talk about it.
-Told you not to do it. -I wanted to impress Swing Band.
[scoffs]
Correct. [chuckles]
-I know the library's open... -[chuckles]
♪ Everything gon' be all right This morning ♪
I'll let you off. This time.
With a normal dick.
Everyone's got a picture of my lovely big dick.
-She's a prostitute. -No.
Are you going to write me up?
Speaking as a long-term member of the Moordale Social Pariah Club,
♪ I'm in the same situation every day ♪
♪ Everythin' only one time Gets you nothin' ♪
♪ Today's the day ♪
Yeah...
How old are you, Dan?
[inhaling]
Ooh, my mouth is immensely dry.
-How is it looking? -[Adam] Still large, still...
♪ I'm a-dancin' with myself ♪
My name is Adam Groff. Headmaster Groff is my dad.
You know he's a delinquent, right?
[Otis whispers] Oh, my God.
-Don't stop! Don't stop! Don't stop! -[man groans]
A friend of a friend saw it once.
-What is wrong with you? -[door slams]
-Like a pimp. -No, no, she's like a... a shrink.
Fine.
♪ Uh, when there's no one else in sight ♪
[sighs] Welcome back, old friend. How I've missed you.
-What? Dad-- -You heard me.
-on the subject of love. -Maybe later on we can get together.
Yeah, see you tomorrow.
So everyone's wrong, and I'm basically...
leave, then, shall I?
You reckon Anwar's been workin' out? He's lookin' extra tight.
Don't be stupid.
Everyone's watching me all the time. Everyone's like,
Nothing.
-[buckle jangles] -And this...
Can I talk to you for a sec?
Uh... Okay. Maeve!
♪ That's my Dr. Jekyll
to be sexually attracted to a mature woman.
Ha-ha!
[Adam sighs]
-♪ Ah-oh-oh ♪ -♪ Oh-oh-oh ♪
-Uh-- -Sleeping with my mother?