Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

You should keep goin'.
-That's me. -[camera shutters clicking]
Uh, I've got clients in a few minutes.
How did you get in? You've gotta go.
Your mum's cool.
-I can feel it. Look, it's throbbing. -Can we turn this off, please?
♪ Everything was so grand ♪
I think that's probably best.
[teacher] Look...
-[whimpers] -[Otis] Hey, look, um...
-[yells] -[all scream]
aaaaaaaaa dddddddddd
So, um, the assignment brief, um...
[dog barking]
♪ Hey, rain ♪
Me: do I sext too much? Also me:
or I will break your face.
Come on.
Stupid surprise karaoke.
-Or deodorant. -[Otis' friend] Told you.
You can have it back in the morning.
♪ Everything ♪
[Mr. Groff] Adam, get down here now!
-Hopefully see you again, then, dude. -Yeah.
I'll deal with the business end of things and you can do the therapy.
[laughs sarcastically]
I'm joking. This is actually gonna be incredibly awkward.
-Sexual performance? -They have trouble finishing.
-I think you forgot something. -It's just a pencil case.
[Otis' friend] So, did you do it?
Aww! I wish my mum was a sex guru.
in terms of worldwide adult statistics.
[sighs]
-Three Viagras. -Jesus Christ.
I've had multiple parents threatening to take their children out of school.
She could have been stroking an actual penis.
Length and width.
No offense, but that is super weird.
Dude, your mum has a lot of weird sex shit in the house.
No, wait!
[claps hands] Ahh!
You know the rules.
But it's definitely you.
I feel lightheaded and I can taste scampi.
-[sighs] -Did you just fake it?
Okay.
The toilet block behind the gymnasium is full of asbestos, so, please, keep out.
-Am I that bad? -Yes.
What if my dad walks in and it's right when I'm blowing my load
If you like him, do what you want.
Did you hear that?
We are taking over.
[playing "Jerusalem" off-key]
♪ Uh, think a crowded lonely night ♪
♪ Everythin' only one time ♪
It was like something clicked in his brain. Boom!
It shouldn't matter what anyone in the school thinks.
I get it. You're mean.
-Mm-hm. -[Dan] Um...