Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

No. No, no, no. I've been here since first year.
♪ Wah, wah, wah, wah-wah-wah Wah, wah... ♪
It's... My mum's super into...
-You know, like your face. -Hm?
It was...
-Hm. -I need to piss.
She was eaten.
[woman] That's it, just rolling the testicle...
We're jumping straight in to the romantic world of the immortal Bard.
♪ Get off my window ♪
That's me.
Okay, calm down, take a breath.
Viagra.
Then why are you so shit?
[clattering]
[alarm bleeping]
♪ I need a sex education right away ♪
-[Jean screaming] Don't stop! Don't stop! -[man yelling]
She said it was the size of two Coke cans. One on top of the other.
from lowly caterpillars into... awesome killer whales.
-Therapy? -Yeah, sex therapy.
Sex
♪ I'm comin' clean ♪
-Fine. -No, wait!
[gasping]
Oh, Otis, this is, um--
like a... atlas.
[man on TV] Fallen in love with somebody who's got the vote this time.
Yogurt's vegan, right?
It's too much. I don't... I don't wanna talk about it.
Shit.
What makes you think I've got a problem with that?
Unlikely.
-Okay, um... -[bell rings]
-Are you a complete moron? -[Otis] No, I'm not.
Oh, my God, the Untouchables have a car.
No, I mean-- I mean... It's fine.
-[grunts] -[groans]
Well, that was unusual.
Sorry I yelled.
Yuck. Is that ham? We're vegan now, remember?
Uh... That's not the hymen.
No way.
-[Maeve] How’s it going with Knobzilla? -He can't come.
-See me after. -[phone buzzes]
Thanks for everything, Mum. Uh, Jean. Jean. Definitely Jean.
-I mean, seriously, are you adopted? -No.
♪ I'm comin' clean ♪
I don't like how it feels. Can we drop it now, please?
-♪ Ah-oh-oh-oh ♪ -♪ Oh-oh-oh ♪
Why did you take it?
-Here. -Don't touch my shit.
Detention for the rest of term.
Shit, shit, shit, shit, shit, shit...
-I've got plenty of time. -Mm, I don't know, man.
See you around, Otis.
Um...
-Ta-ra, lad. -See you later, pet.
[Otis] Yeah.
Could you not tell anyone about this, please?
-Why are you staring? -Show me the condom.
-♪ I can't stand the rain ♪ -[Jackson] Oh-ho-ho!
Don't look.
♪ Against my window ♪
Prepare for the best two years of our lives.
[Jean] Otis!