Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

[Eric] You told Adam where you live?
-He called you a Spanish pervert. -Oh, this is gonna be such a good year!
However, it has been linked to early onset impotence.
I have something to say.
Sounds to me like you're experiencing some performance anxiety.
♪ Well, I was hideous and handsome ♪
Where's the hymen, then?
Perhaps the mythology surrounding the size of your penis doesn't help things.
♪ Everythin' only one time ♪
I can't even bear to look at you.
Okay.
[exhaling]
♪ Wah, wah, wah ♪
[Adam] I said, nice rack, Wiley.
Trust me, you don't.
[soft guitar song plays]
It is chronic shit.
Hey, Adam, you know homophobia is so 2008, right?
-Should we get the nurse? -No! No, you can't tell anyone.
Calmly moving on.
My girlfriend's broken up with me.
He still calls me Tromboner. It's been four years.
-We just had sex. -Yeah.
Because smoking is definitely not vegan.
You having some kind of preemptive midlife crisis?
angry.
But your outlook can.
...Orlando with Rosalind and Celia.
and now, it's all wonky.
Shakespeare, obviously.
♪ Wah-wah-wah, wah, wah ♪
I need to find someone a bit more socially acceptable--
[Otis' friend] I heard she sucked off 12 guys in ten minutes for a dare.
Did you... you know?
and you can't even jack your beanstalk.
-♪ I can't stand the rain ♪ -[moaning]
Oh, fuck it.
-Yeah! -[laughing]
-♪ Don't forget now to take your pills ♪ -[moaning]
you can't go around therapizing people you don't know?
Could be anywhere.