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Ha-ha!
- Oh, shoot. - What are you doing?
[panting]
It's the Triad, isn't it?
Tez, please.
- Ready? - For what?
Don't touch that!
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Rumored to give the hardest erection in all of the Earth.
One of your hos?
Man milk.
[slow motion dramatic music]
You're gonna get your money back, but I'm taking those eggs.
Damn, she's got to be, like, 90.
Put it down!
Baby, why wouldn't you tell me?
[plaster breaks]
Nope.
- Are those my keys, man? - They are.
Uh, nah, I don't think so.
Thanks, Bill.
[exhales]
Dude, just go "Waterworld,"
Uh, milk.
Bill, who are these people?
I don't want blabbermouth to hear.
Thank you, baby.
- To fly! - Oh, my God, Bill!
The Triad only deals with me!
- No. - [chuckles]
Oh, hey, Bill, um, remember,