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Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Thanks for coming back.
Wait.
You want me to go with him?
[beatboxing music]
Bill, Montez is going with you.
You are a man of great honor.
but you're as vanilla as they come.
Ah, it too greasy, Bill!
I'll be taking that. Thank you.
I got a wife. I got kids.
you should say hello to.
Thank you.
That was a lot, that was a lot.
- Do you know? - Oh, okay.
Frickin' psycho perverts,
[tires squeal]
Ready? Go!
♪ ♪
The eggs!
- [dramatic music] - This ship isn't loose.
It was a solid west swell, at least triple overhead.
Shut up, Bill. Kiss ass.
I know, baby, go on.
Like, right before ten, right after eight.
I think your little turtle
Actually,
Ow, why are you doing that?
how hard I could actually get.
Three-toed box eggs are half the size.
So I'm... I'm trying something new, what do you think?
all: The Triad!
What?
[back massager vibrating]
[screaming]
Sorry.
And she think I don't want to do it,
but what she wants is to be hotwifed.
It's in his back pocket on a napkin.
[gunshot]
You know what? Better take five for the road,
- [engine revving] - [dramatic music]
♪ ♪
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