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[grunting]
Oh, my God, is that a nose? Why is it breathing?
Before you kill us, there's something
[funky dramatic music]
Bill just has this animal magnetism.
Montez, please.
he's gonna bust, dude.
Oh, dude, I'm about to make this man jizz.
Make sure he's on time,
- Chinese. - Mm.
So I think you should give us some free egg rolls
So I just have to know what you got in there.
I ordered it special from OfficeMax,
I wouldn't expect you to understand.
[door lock hisses]
God,
Damn!
The best I've ever had!
- [screams] - ♪ Baby ♪
Oh, you're the best!
I'm going to kill the fat, ugly one.
Where is Bill?
[softly grunting]
Okay, wait.
What, nosey?
but we just can't find the right guy for the job.
[beatboxing music]
Okay, listen up!
you never know, you know what I mean?
Oh, Bill?
[The Skinny Boys' "Jock Box"]
I would like Bill
I'm just the transportation.
Bill, what's with your pants 'cause
I care about those eggs.
Oh, never stop! Oh!
And I said I was okay with it, but I'm really not.
you never know, you know what I mean?
Who? Who's blabbermouth?
[tense music]
[pained moans and groans]
Oh, [bleep], he got to feed his eel, Bill.
[dramatic music pounds]
And this mission has to go exactly as planned.
That's three.
It was actually my mom's.
- [knife grinds] - Oh, my God.