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I would like Bill
Okay, wait.
So I just have to know what you got in there.
- [screams] - ♪ Baby ♪
Make sure he's on time,
[pained moans and groans]
- [knife grinds] - Oh, my God.
- Chinese. - Mm.
[grunting]
I'm just the transportation.
Oh, dude, I'm about to make this man jizz.
Okay, listen up!
God,
Damn!
Bill just has this animal magnetism.
Bill, what's with your pants 'cause
he's gonna bust, dude.
[softly grunting]
Oh, Bill?
Where is Bill?
I'm going to kill the fat, ugly one.
Before you kill us, there's something
And I said I was okay with it, but I'm really not.
Who? Who's blabbermouth?
you never know, you know what I mean?
[The Skinny Boys' "Jock Box"]
[door lock hisses]
Oh, [bleep], he got to feed his eel, Bill.
[funky dramatic music]
And this mission has to go exactly as planned.
[tense music]
Montez, please.
That's three.
I care about those eggs.
It was actually my mom's.
What, nosey?
but we just can't find the right guy for the job.
Oh, never stop! Oh!
The best I've ever had!
Oh, my God, is that a nose? Why is it breathing?
[beatboxing music]
you never know, you know what I mean?
I ordered it special from OfficeMax,
I wouldn't expect you to understand.
So I think you should give us some free egg rolls
Oh, you're the best!
[dramatic music pounds]