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Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips
Yeah, your pants lay with
Ah... oh...
[tires squeal]
found mainly in Tahiti.
Calm down? Mother[bleep].
That's what I thought.
[manic giggling]
Okay, that is 15.
My apologies, that was an accident.
There never is.
[moaning]
[laughter]
Duh.
See, it's a Polynesian green turtle,
[door lock buzzes]
[groans]
God damn, Bill.
_
Show some respect
Polynesian greens,
I'm trying to help you, Bill.
I didn't make it!
[indistinct shouts]
Bill. God damn it.
zero, zilch! I mean, it's like you...
and, uh, that is not a tie.
Let me just get one egg roll for the road.
What the [bleep] are you doing?
and I need to, like, bro down.
I do it for the money.
What did you say?