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[tires squeal]
What the [bleep] are you doing?
Let me just get one egg roll for the road.
There never is.
and I need to, like, bro down.
See, it's a Polynesian green turtle,
Bill. God damn it.
[door lock buzzes]
zero, zilch! I mean, it's like you...
Okay, that is 15.
I'm trying to help you, Bill.
God damn, Bill.
[manic giggling]
_
[groans]
Yeah, your pants lay with
Duh.
Show some respect
and, uh, that is not a tie.
My apologies, that was an accident.
Ah... oh...
What did you say?
found mainly in Tahiti.
I didn't make it!
[indistinct shouts]
Calm down? Mother[bleep].
[moaning]
[laughter]
That's what I thought.
I do it for the money.
Polynesian greens,